Introduction: Useless Stickman
Everyone has those moments when you look outside from your balcony, contemplating the meaning of life, and suddenly an idea strikes you: I'm going to create a completely pointless stick figure to celebrate the meaninglessness of this existence. But then it occurs to you that you have no idea how to make such a stick figure, and as you frantically search your memory for the last time you made one, you come across the thought that the dishes are still there, and you resume gaslighting yourself into believing that everything in life has meaning and you start doing the dishes. To avoid situations like these, here's a guide on how to create a completely pointless stick figure.
You don't need very special stuff for this useless project. Only these two things:
- Some metal wire or something similar that you can bend
- Something sharp like a cutter or your teeth
Step 1: The Head
In this step, you are going to make the head of the stickman. You have to bend the wire in the shape of a circle. A circle has the same shape as the circular reasoning you use to reason about the meaning of life.
Step 2: Right Arm
Ben the wire to right and back to the middle of the stick figure.
Step 3: Left Arm
Bend the wire to the left and back to the middle of the stick figure
Step 4: Left Leg
Bend the wire down and to the left and back to the middle of the stick figure.
Step 5: Right Leg and the End
Bend the wire down to the right. Then cut it with a cutter or your teeth or something else that is sharp. Now you are finished. Congratulations, you have made a pretty useless stickman.
Btw you have wasted your time you could have done the dishes by now but it doesn't matter because life is meaningless. Hoorah.
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